OK! You guys have made it to one of the most interesting parts of my website.... this page is entirely dedicated to my good friend Charles "Kinko" Vitu.  Do you love the fruity theme I chose for my good friend's website?  Here is a picture of him for you to see.

Charles is going to be a meaner version of this luvable guy Homer when he grows up, except he is going to be single the rest of his life as he searches for the completely submissive supermodel wife to give him 9 sons and one daughter to cook and clean.  Sorry Charles, this will never happen.

I've known this crazy guy since freshman year in high school.   Ladies... he's very very single, so ifyou want I can hook it up...  He is in his one man fraternity, the Omega Kappa's.  This is so because the O and the K stands for orgy killa.  It's a very long story and if you want me to tell it to you e mail me and I'll write you back.  Me, Charles, and John form what is known as the Triad.   The three of us are close as brothers.  Charles is still stuck at CLC (The College of Last Chance, our community college) and we all give him a hard time for it.   Hopefully soon he'll go to a real university like UIUC!

Here are some of Charles' famous lines (most of which came from another person you probably know fairly well)

- "Hey nigga nigga nigga..."

- "Sometimes, I just wanna reach out and grab her ass."

- "That is SSSSSOOOOOOOOO funny."

- "Don't worry."

- "Hey get that mexican over here to mow my lawn."

- "You just don't understand my parents guys... my dad is INSANE... my curfew is 12 on weekdays and 1 on weekends." (The          sad thing is this was this summer)

- "I wish the United States would just nuke Japan and sink those damn islands..."

- "Yes, Japan's economy went down even more today!"

- "Damn!!!! Look at that tightness.  See Paul, the tightness is the key. YEAH!"

- "Interracial relationships don't work.  They just don't..."

- "Don't worry Paul.  I know what I'm doing. I've had Vodka before!" (And we all know how that one turned out right Ryan, Blake,           and Mike?)

- "I knew that mexican janitor would mess up the picture."

- "Girl is SSSOOO dumb, but she is SSSOOO fine.... WHAT?!?!?! She's only 15??????"

- "They said I can't have a modem..."

- (And the best one yet) "Tupac died? Who's Tupac?"

A picture of the night Charles came, drank way too much, and threw up on Blake's head, Mike's leg, and all over my freaking floor and walls.  Charles, this picture is going out as our Christmas card to your parents.

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