Sex Machines

 

OK so you guys found your way to the official Sex Machine website.  OK I can't tell you very much about us because we're supposed to keep our purposes secret and all, but here are pictures and names of all the members.

Here is a picture of all the Sex Machines (well.... just the important ones) at Clearwater Beach in Florida!

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As you can see... we had a lot of fun at Clearwater beach... because... uhh... the sand was nice.

Again... from the left... Frank, Blake, Mike, Paul, and Dan!

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Clearwater Beach, where life is GOOD!!!

Sex Machine #1 - Alpha - Ryan Goedken  

                       RYAN.jpg (4734 bytes) RYANPROM.jpg (8569 bytes) RYANBNK.jpg (6606 bytes)                               

Sex Machine #2 - Alpha - Paul Nguyen     

                         PAULWRD.jpg (3361 bytes)  PAULSKI2.jpg (2094 bytes)  STANDARD.jpg (8878 bytes) MEWRD2.jpg (3594 bytes)   

Sex Machine #3 - Alpha Gimp - David Llorens. No picture right now but he's ugly anywayz so you don't wanna see.  Just kidding mad love to the guy but he's goofy so we call him the Alpha Gimp.

Sex Machine #4 - Dan "The Man" Connor                                                                                                DANTHMAN.jpg (2534 bytes) DANISLND.jpg (20421 bytes) ME&DAN2.jpg (31014 bytes)     

Sex Machine #5 - The Key Master - Mike Hesselbacher                                                                                                            

                                                                     MIKE1.jpg (4204 bytes)           MKEDRKNG.jpg (6086 bytes)          MOUSE.jpg (8935 bytes)

Sex Machine #6 - Alpha Bitch - Blake Jacquot              

                                                                           BLAKE1.jpg (3348 bytes)              FLAKE.jpg (5202 bytes)

Sex Machine #7 - Frank Sup  

                                              FRANK.jpg (13205 bytes)    FRNKFLEX.jpg (11428 bytes)   FRANCOIS.jpg (10660 bytes)

Sex Machine #8 - Andrew Schertz - One of the newest sex machine. Congrats Andy!                                                       ANDY.jpg (3708 bytes)        YDNA.jpg (4327 bytes)

Well not quite the newest anymore because of our newest edition, but we still love you Andy.  And the hair looks much better natural.

Sex Machine #9 - Mike "Toad" Richards - Just recently initiated, we are proud to present the newest sex machine.  He has completed mission after mission to prove his worth to us.  You just gotta love him!

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Here are just some random pictures of the Sex Machines!!!    

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Aren't we just so cute together?

SM10.jpg (9509 bytes)   Us in Florida after the They Might Be Giants Concert.  Where are the girls we picked up guys? HUH?

DISCO.jpg (19019 bytes)      Us in my uncle's living room.

    DUMBBLAK.jpg (13810 bytes)            Blake is a little... ugh... nevermind...

SM9.jpg (6795 bytes)   Me and Blake again early freshman year.  I think I like the short hair thing better for me, but Blake still looks as cute as ever.

 ME&FRNK.jpg (20484 bytes)   I swear to GOD we're both very heterosexual.  Just don't ask.

SM8.jpg (5972 bytes)    Yeah you look like you're having lots of fun with that "juice" Frank.

BIGPNS.jpg (41653 bytes)   Don't ask about that one either.

                                                                                                                                 

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